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    Ottavio's Twelve Days of Christmas

    On the 1st day of Christmas, Ottavio gave to me:

    A code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 2nd day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 3th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 4th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 5th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 6th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 7th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 8th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 9th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 10th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    10 angry coaches, 9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 11th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    11 men a leaping, 10 angry coaches, 9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

    On the 12th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

    12 ladies spinning, 11 men a leaping, 10 angry coaches, 9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.


    III

    III
    Pete

    Michelle Kwan: "The best thing on ice since Johnnie Walker!"

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    I LOVE YOU. That is soooo funny. Thanks for the cheer.

    Only Heaven could send us such an angelic skater.

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    I think a rendition of A Christmas Carol with Cinquanta as Scrooge is in order. Just think of the analogies that could be made. Tiny Tim as the crippled state of skating today. Cinquanta as Scrooge, the positive aspects of skating past, the negative points of skating present and skating future, the last with no spectators, no TV contracts, etc.

    Then again, my less charitable thoughts of Cinquanta ending up like his compatriot Mussolini, but I won't go there.

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    LOL! Very clever and cute.
    "The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball...This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."~Field of Dreams

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    Religious symbolism of The Twelve Days of Christmas
    (The 12 Days of Christmas)

    1 True Love refers to God
    2 Turtle Doves refers to the Old and New Testaments
    3 French Hens refers to Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues
    4 Calling Birds refers to the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists
    5 Golden Rings refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace.
    6 Geese A-laying refers to the six days of creation
    7 Swans A-swimming refers to the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the sacraments
    8 Maids A-milking refers to the eight beatitudes
    9 Ladies Dancing refers to the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit
    10 Lords A-leaping refers to the ten commandments
    11 Pipers Piping refers to the eleven faithful apostles
    12 Drummers Drumming refers to the points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed

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    I stared laughing as soon as I saw the thread title.

    Happy holidays, everyone. And as Tiny Tim said, God bless us, every one

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