View Full Version : Michelle Kwan 1.0 and 2.0 *LOLZ*

August 25th, 2002, 07:22 AM
Dear Tech Support:

Four years ago in February 1998, I upgraded MICHELLE KWAN 1.0 from my computer to MICHELLE KWAN 2.0. Reason I did this because TARA LIPINSKI 1.0 had a virus in it taking away an application in my computer called NAGANO 1.0. and, for some reason, replacing it with NAGANO SILVER 1.0. Well, I deleted TARA LIPINSKI 1.0 from my computer the same year.

MICHELLE KWAN 2.0 seems to be better than MICHELLE KWAN 1.0. It had amazing applications like FIELDS OF GOLD 6.0, SCHEHERAZADE 6.0, RACHMANINOFF, 6.0, and EAST OF EDEN 6.0. Each year it gave amazing applications like 1998 WORLD MEDAL GOLD 3.0, 1999 SKATE AMERICA GOLD 4.5, and 2000 WORLD MEDAL GOLD 3.6.

A few months ago, I deleted FRANK CARROLL 10.0 (it was giving viruses to MICHELLE KWAN 2.0) and I installed SARAH HUGHES 1.0 from my computer. It seems to be doing well, until in February, when SARAH HUGHES 1.0 had another virus taking away SALT LAKE GOLD 3.0 and replacing it with SALT LAKE BRONZE 3.0. MICHELLE KWAN 2.0 suddenly messed up badly. So did IRINA SLUTSKAYA 1.0, but not that much. I have no clue why. My other files such as TIMOTHY GOEBEL 1.0 and MICHELLE KWAN FORUM 1.0 kept giving me an error message like "Warning: Program cannot be opened because of teardrops."

MICHELLE KWAN 2.0's application called FIELDS OF GOLD 6.0 still ran well, but then MICHELLE KWAN 2.0 gave me the same error message as TIMOTHY GOEBEL 1.0 and MICHELLE KWAN FORUM 1.0.

I don't know what I should do to take out these viruses. SARAH HUGHES 1.0 can't seem to be uninstalled. Help me please.


Dear Lotta,
I have gotten lots of letters like this coming from young people like you. I can give you a suggestion.

I suggest that you install BRAD FERENCE 4.0, KWAN FAMILY 5.0, and SULLIVAN AWARD 5.0. And I also suggest that you upgrade MICHELLE KWAN FORUM 1.0 to MICHELLE KWAN FORUM 2.0.

As for the warning messages given by TIMOTHY GOEBEL 1.0, MICHELLE KWAN FORUM 1.0, and MICHELLE KWAN 2.0, have you looked in their user manuals? TIMOTHY GOEBEL 1.0 says that you should type the command C:\ KISS even though BRAD FERENCE 4.0 might do a little damage on the program.

Upgrade MICHELLE KWAN FORUM 1.0 to MICHELLE KWAN FORUM 2.0 and type the command C:\ PLATINUMMEDALANDSCRAPBOOK. Hit enter and the warning messages in MICHELLE KWAN FORUM 2.0 and MICHELLE KWAN 2.0 will stop.

MICHELLE KWAN FORUM 2.0 has VERY good applications in it like, HEATHER 15.0, KWANETTE 5.0, and G MAN 10.0. G MAN 10.0 will definitely work well with MICHELLE KWAN 2.0 but might do a little damage with BRAD FERENCE 4.0.

I hope I have helped you with your problem. We are planning on making MICHELLE KWAN 3.0 but our staff have not decided yet. We are also set on making MICHELLE KWAN'S NEW COACH 1.0 and, hopefully, it will work well with MICHELLE KWAN 3.0.

However, do NOT, install SASHA COHEN 1.0 to your computer. Although SASHA COHEN 1.0 will not do any damage to MICHELLE KWAN 2.0, it does, however, interesting applications like QUADRUPLE SALCHOW 1.0 and CUTENESS 1.0. You might be drawn to the CUTENESS 1.0 application although MICHELLE KWAN'S TCA OUTFIT 3.0 might distract you from it.

Thank you,
Tech Support

August 25th, 2002, 07:28 AM
lol :lol

Also, you might want to try RED DOG 6.0; it hungrily searches through your computer and eats all the viruses and bugs in it...:)

August 25th, 2002, 07:50 AM
hehe!:lol That was very funny! Thanks:D

August 25th, 2002, 09:25 AM
Lotta, that was hilarious! Definitely a "keeper"!

August 25th, 2002, 10:53 AM
:lol :rollin :lol

THANKS! I needed a good laugh today.

Just for grins, it is OK to install GinnySmith #'s an oldie but goodie --

Depending on the outcome of a Michelle Kwan competition, you can type in the competition results to a command prompt and the program will generate a random but appropriate repsonse---<!--EZCODE BOLD START--> everything from wild screams of joy and delight proclaiming Michelle is the best there is and ever was<!--EZCODE BOLD END-->, to jeers of <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> "Dang! She was robbed again, shut up Dick and Peggy!!!!"...complete with background effects of a shoe crashing into the television set....<!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->

I know it is a hold over from the MS-DOS days, but it is very consistent, reliable, and unyielding in its loyalty.... it comes with a 30-day free trial period, so you can try it and see if like it, .... wink wink

August 25th, 2002, 11:25 AM
that's soooo funny. how creative! Someone archive this after the posting on this thread is done!

August 25th, 2002, 01:19 PM
:D Ah, I just had to make people's days happy.

I had to do it. I got this idea from the email forwards called "Wife 1.0" "Girlfriend 1.0" "Husband 1.0" and stuff like that.

Ginny!! :rollin Yo thank you, sister! Nice idea their!! :D

Hadas: Yeah someone should archive this. And maybe that Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny thingy

August 25th, 2002, 01:34 PM
ncie starrt to the day

ronnie v
August 26th, 2002, 04:19 PM

well i hope to see Michelle Kwan 6.0 in 2006!!!

August 26th, 2002, 04:43 PM
ronnie v--

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

me too! ;)

August 26th, 2002, 05:03 PM
What ARE these things? Michelle Kwan 1.0 and 2.0, etc?? I am lost.

August 27th, 2002, 05:59 AM
Software. Just like AOL 4.0, 6.0, 7.0 whatever :) MK version :D

Ice Butterfly
August 27th, 2002, 08:58 AM
Installing Irina 2.0 will nullify the effects of Sarah Hughes 1.0 and Sasha Cohen 1.0, but watch out! Irina 2.0 can cause the dreaded triple/triple virus which can totally wipe out Michelle Kwan 4.0!

August 27th, 2002, 12:24 PM
Ice Butterfly!!!!

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

August 27th, 2002, 12:33 PM
I am lost. What are these programs? How do you get them?

August 27th, 2002, 01:44 PM
*lolz* Chad :) I just made them all up :D

August 27th, 2002, 01:53 PM
OH! Well in that case, Irina's triple/triple 1.0 will no longer be manufactured because of poor exposure to the public! LOL. I don't know if that was funny or not, but it was my first one :)

Ice Butterfly
August 28th, 2002, 05:21 AM
I forgot to mention that Irina 2.0 comes with a free bottle of Vodka!

August 28th, 2002, 06:52 AM
Ice Butterfly :lol

I heard a rumor that the "teckies" are skipping right over the MICHELLE KWAN 3.0 to MICHELLE KWAN 6.0 to ensure the very best in graphics and presentation. ;)


August 28th, 2002, 09:32 AM
According to industry's insiders, Irina 2.0 triple/triple will be soon replaced by Sasha (TM) 1.0 quad. Wait!...What?!...The release of Sasha (TM) 1.0 quad is delayed aaaagain!!!

August 28th, 2002, 10:03 AM
lottafs -
What an funny, amazing and creative post. :lol